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Holding on to; Carrying. Particularly used with currency. Prevalent in the Nottingham area of UK and the Midlands.
Guy 1: Ay-up mate! How's a visit to the local with me and Charlie?
Guy 2: I wish I could catch ya, but yesterday some dodgy chav pinched my wallet after fry-up.
Guy 1: Naff. How much do you suppose you were holding?
Guy 2: Peanuts mostly, bar I was clingin' a tenner in my side pouch.
Guy 1: Brilliant. a tenner is enough for a bevvy or two.
Guy 2: Forgive me, but I drained it on a cuppa for me and Harry this morning.
Guy 1: Shame. Give us a bell if you find a couple quid.
Guy 2: I'm easy, moreover BGT is on channel 23 tonight.
Clingin' by JammyJonny September 10, 2016
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Bitter Clingin'

A way to describe vaginal mucous that clings to untrimmed pubic hair.
Roger went down on her, and she was bitter clingin' something nasty.
Bitter Clingin' by gbdawg May 2, 2016

Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017
A reverse Blunkin, whereby a man eats out a woman whilst she is taking a dump. be warned, like a lot of conversations in life, Clungin can be difficult. one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.
fancy a clungin love?
Clungin by Sparky93 October 27, 2010
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
clingon by will grasmick February 9, 2003
Joe why are you cringin
cringin by Tripping May 29, 2018
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
Clingon by Emblem Parade September 21, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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