by will grasmick February 9, 2003
Get the clingonmug. A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007
Get the clingonmug. by whinney the poo August 8, 2003
Get the clingonmug. 1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
by Sharon Johnson May 25, 2006
Get the clingonmug. When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.
Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
by LizzysGotWheelz November 3, 2011
Get the clingonmug. 
by mccrary March 3, 2004
Get the clingonmug.