2 definitions by Linoge_WOTC

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010
An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.
Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."
by Linoge_WOTC July 1, 2017