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A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010
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Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"
Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."
Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."
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