A variant of Godwin's Law
: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary
, bitter clinger
Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"
Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."