clicksand

A webpage that captures an individual in an endless stream of consecutive page clicks. Typically found in wiki-style websites where users are presented with paragraphs filled with branching informational links on a number of topics. The more one struggles to complete the sequence of links, the harder it is to escape. May result in browser crashes due to tab overload.

"The graduate student wasted seven hours after an errant search leading to tvtropes.com. Productivity quickly fell victim to the pit of clicksand found therein."

by cjp87 March 12, 2013

clicksand

Web content which overwhelms your browser's ability to exit the website.

John kept clicking the "back" button, but to no avail; the porn site had submerged his computer in clicksand.

by zabazuve-ha July 30, 2007

Chicksand

A word made by Damon Wayans Jr's character, Brad, on the show Happy Endings. It's a play on the word "quicksand" and basically means digging yourself deeper into a relationship you don't want.

Dave: I banged this chick last night, now she thinks we're exclusive.

Brad: Damn Dave, you are stuck in chicksand.

by Its_James May 4, 2011

clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

cocksand

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)

Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

cucksandra

The term cucksandra is a name occasionally used to describe a female that often cucks others.

Have you met cucksandra? Alva's girlfriend. She fucked like six guys last night.

by MrBrilliant October 21, 2017

Chicksand

Chicksand - Used in the abc Network show " Happy Endings" when the character, Dave, played by, Zachary Knighton, has a fling with a new girl and it develops into an unwanted relationship. Brad played by, Damon Wayans Jr., coins the word "chicksand" to explain Dave's predicament.

The masculine form is "Dicksand".

That one night stand you had has lasted two weeks and you can't get rid of her. Man your in chicksand

by Paul3781 May 5, 2011