Clickture 

An digital image on a web-site that enables the user to see additional information or navigate to a different web-page by clicking on the image.

Clicktures that are more visually appealing will cause more people to click on them and increase the number of page views.

Clickture by Chief Curiosity Officer October 1, 2018

clicktroll 

A person (usually a second rate journalist) who will deliberately post worthless but controversial articles that have no value other than to generate responses and thus drive traffic to the site of the publication that pays them.

Samantha Brick from the Daily Mail is nothing but a clicktroll as is Andrew Brown of the Guardian.

clicktroll by Fitall April 26, 2013

clickheredummy.com

Standard response for n00bs who ask stupid questions.

n00b: Oh noes! I just got pwned. How do I hackzor their IP?

1337: www.clickheredummy.com

clickheredummy.com by DigitalJesus August 1, 2008

clicktard 

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

clicktard by flaggg March 3, 2009

clickreal 

Clickreal is the opposite of clickbait. It is the title which is worthy of a video‘s content, but still it is tempting to click on it.

Your video‘s title is a good clickreal.

clickreal by BaronMartinTm July 22, 2021

Clickurbate 

The insatiable act of consume as much of an individual dramatic, salacious or violent topic online as possible.

When one clickurbates, they impulsively follow a dramatic or shocking story online by clicking feverishly from one site to another in a desperate attempt to consume as much information on a specific topic as possible.

Generally but not exclusively, the stories or topics people clickurbate most over, are new celebrity scandal or resonant occurrences of violence acts such as a sudden mass shooting.

When he became aware of the shooting, he clickurbated on that story all afternoon.

Clickurbate by Spaz-Dick October 9, 2015

Chickturd 

A child that is snobby, sassy and rude. Usually a boy.

Man today my brother was being a read chickturd.

Chickturd by Gosh you chickturds June 17, 2020