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An digital image on a web-site that enables the user to see additional information or navigate to a different web-page by clicking on the image.

Clicktures that are more visually appealing will cause more people to click on them and increase the number of page views.

Clickture by Chief Curiosity Officer October 1, 2018

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clicktroll

A person (usually a second rate journalist) who will deliberately post worthless but controversial articles that have no value other than to generate responses and thus drive traffic to the site of the publication that pays them.

Samantha Brick from the Daily Mail is nothing but a clicktroll as is Andrew Brown of the Guardian.

clicktroll by Fitall April 26, 2013

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clickheredummy.com

Standard response for n00bs who ask stupid questions.

n00b: Oh noes! I just got pwned. How do I hackzor their IP?

1337: www.clickheredummy.com

clickheredummy.com by DigitalJesus August 1, 2008

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clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

clicktard by flaggg March 3, 2009

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clickreal

Clickreal is the opposite of clickbait. It is the title which is worthy of a video‘s content, but still it is tempting to click on it.

Your video‘s title is a good clickreal.

clickreal by BaronMartinTm July 22, 2021

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Clickurbate

The insatiable act of consume as much of an individual dramatic, salacious or violent topic online as possible.

When one clickurbates, they impulsively follow a dramatic or shocking story online by clicking feverishly from one site to another in a desperate attempt to consume as much information on a specific topic as possible.

Generally but not exclusively, the stories or topics people clickurbate most over, are new celebrity scandal or resonant occurrences of violence acts such as a sudden mass shooting.

When he became aware of the shooting, he clickurbated on that story all afternoon.

Clickurbate by Spaz-Dick October 9, 2015

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Chickturd

A child that is snobby, sassy and rude. Usually a boy.

Man today my brother was being a read chickturd.

Chickturd by Gosh you chickturds June 17, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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