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Cleveland hustle
| Cleveland hustle |
1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.
- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.
- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).
2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.
- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.
- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).
2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016
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1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
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Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
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Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
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