cleefer 

a person who shits on your chest during intercourse.

Person A- Dude, your girlfriend is such a cleefer i can't even handle it!
Person B- dude i know i love when she pops a feces on my collar bone
Person A- dudeee i wish my girlfriend was a cleefer!

cleefer by Cleopatra696969 March 15, 2008

Cluefer 

When you slap someone upside the head with the palm of your hand while simultaneously saying "Get a fucking clue you reTARD!"

Liz was being her normal clueless self so I cluefer'd her in the hopes that she would snap out of it.

Cluefer by The Mongoloid October 16, 2010

cheefer 

person that smokes too much weed/ciggaretes (it dont matter)

person 1: nigga im call u cheefer
person 2: why?
person 1: cuz evry time i turn aroun i see you smokin

cheefer by 69killa September 21, 2007

Cleeper 

Cleeper is a more aggressive version of a Creep or Creeper. Typically found on the cyber web and in game chats like Summoners war, Cleeper's will say extremely perverse things and try to DM literally any fugly hoe in order to satisfy his need for puzzy, always looking for puzzy, craving dat puzzy! All you have to do is tell him that puzzy is his and he is hooked for life!

Fugly Hoe: Hey Cleeper!
Cleeper: Who own that puzzy?
Fugly Hoe: You do!

Cleeper by FearMyBanana May 31, 2019

Ceefer 

By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.

When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.

Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.

Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.

Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.

"Awe man, Ceefer just barfed into my sweater"

"Thanks for pooing in my sleeping area Ceefies"

Ceefer by catlady101 February 3, 2010

butt cheefer 

One who licks the outer rim of the anal canal.

Matt Miller: Hey butt cheefer get over here and lick my asshole.

Butt Cheefer:as long as its got some anal cheese on it.

butt cheefer by chandler c September 26, 2006

Weener Cleener Soap 

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

Weener Cleener Soap by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021