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a person who shits on your chest during intercourse.
Person A- Dude, your girlfriend is such a cleefer i can't even handle it!
Person B- dude i know i love when she pops a feces on my collar bone
Person A- dudeee i wish my girlfriend was a cleefer!
cleefer by Cleopatra696969 March 15, 2008
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Cross between clue and loser. It's a person that doesn't have a clue.
This guys a cluezer!!
cluezer by Mizz...Nita! July 2, 2009
A person who is clueless and a loser, Someone who has no idea about anything
Uncle Kenny is such a clueser, he does not do anything here all day
clueser by havoc1287 December 27, 2013

cleferson 

He is one of a kind.

He is sometimes a fucking ghoster But amidst that, he is loving, caring, supporting and above all, God fearing and sometimes horny.

Many likes and have a crush on him, that's why he ghost as often. But if you will stay for him, he will stay for you for your entire life.
He is also loyal and please don't break his heart because he is very fragile.
Cleferson is the most amazing and loyal person I've ever met.
cleferson by Fuck you J November 24, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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