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By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.

When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.

Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.

Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.

Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.
"Awe man, Ceefer just barfed into my sweater"

"Thanks for pooing in my sleeping area Ceefies"
Ceefer by catlady101 February 3, 2010
Words you can keep

ceferino 

Ceferino-
A Puerto Rican legend who is the known as the king of all alphas. A rare species known to be a charming animal.

A Ceferino most times is often associated with beast like genetics and will often dominate and improve anything he does and touches.
Lastly, a Ceferino will bring joy and laughter to everyone he encounters because of his confident, outgoing personality.
A Ceferino helps others.
ceferino by Cef November 25, 2020
Related Words
person that smokes too much weed/ciggaretes (it dont matter)
person 1: nigga im call u cheefer
person 2: why?
person 1: cuz evry time i turn aroun i see you smokin
cheefer by 69killa September 21, 2007
–adjective
of, pertaining to, or used in cooking or the kitchen.

Synonyms: culinary
T Mac's chefery is like that of Emeril. His chefery on the grill is superb!
Chefery by Ray Ray 3 2 6 August 27, 2010

Ceferina 

A Really Pretty And Kind Person. She Is Loved By Many People Around The World. She Is Artisic And Creative. She Is Also Funny, But Sometimes Serious.
Ceferina is a great artist.
Ceferina by UnknownGillary March 4, 2018
someone who cant be bothered to do anything.

derrived from ceeb (cant be arsed - CBA - ceeb)
Man 1 : I really dont want to pick my child up from nursery, she can walk.

Man 2 : Gah! you're such a ceeber

Man 1 : i know, i might go once ive rolled my juicy foot long spliff.

Man 2 : dude, you're such a ceebing ceeber
ceeber by Dave-Shiddew June 25, 2009
another word for a honda CBR sportbike.
made by saying the leter denomination as a single word.

can be used sarcastically by a CBR owner to make fun of suzuki owners for saying gixxxer instead of GSX-R.
person1: what kind of bike do u have?
person2: a jixxer.
person1: oh..
person2: ..yeah, what do u have?
person1: ...a ceeber. |:
ceeber by QUAYO May 31, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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