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claybrone 

Last name for sexy black bitches who will fuck ya dick clean off. They will suck ya soul out and make ya breakfast. Don't ever leave this black nympho.
One of them Claybrone girls drained me last night with the super dome.
claybrone by Therealestogever July 13, 2017
Words you can keep
An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.
Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.
Clayborne by sekainnie April 24, 2017

clambronio

a container in which you keep marijuana. can also be used for containing smoking apparatuses and other smoke related extensions
Dude go find my clambronio so we can start watching Grandma's Boy!
clambronio by Captain Boots October 26, 2011

Viva México cabrones 

An informal phrase used by mexicans to show pride towards Mexico. It could be translated literally, for lack of a better translation, as "Long live Mexico assholes". The last word (cabrones) does not translates correctly as assholes, as it may have a vast array of meanings depending on the country and the context it is used in (see the cabron article in UD for more information). In this context, the term cabrones is generally used in a non-derrogatory manner to express the grittiness of the people to whom the phrase is said to. This phrase (and others starting with viva) may be answered with another "Viva".
Person 1 - Hey guys, did you hear? The mexican football team just won the match.
Person 2 - ¡A huevo! ¡Viva México cabrones!
All - ¡Viva!
Viva México cabrones by cdcerecedo November 6, 2017
When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.
"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."
Claybonus by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009

claboner 

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.
John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner
claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009
A man who has a girlfriend or wife who cheats on him, and he knows about it, and will do nothing about it.

Pronounced: Cab-row-n
"Fred gets no respect from anyone. Besides being a spineless pussy, he is a pitiful cabrone."

"Hey Sara, what are you trying to do, make me out to look like a cabrone in front of our friend?"

"I may be a bad husband, but at least I am no cabrone"
cabrone by Dan Cumstien May 12, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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