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An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.
Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.
Clayborne by sekainnie April 24, 2017

clambronio

a container in which you keep marijuana. can also be used for containing smoking apparatuses and other smoke related extensions
Dude go find my clambronio so we can start watching Grandma's Boy!
clambronio by Captain Boots October 26, 2011

Viva México cabrones 

An informal phrase used by mexicans to show pride towards Mexico. It could be translated literally, for lack of a better translation, as "Long live Mexico assholes". The last word (cabrones) does not translates correctly as assholes, as it may have a vast array of meanings depending on the country and the context it is used in (see the cabron article in UD for more information). In this context, the term cabrones is generally used in a non-derrogatory manner to express the grittiness of the people to whom the phrase is said to. This phrase (and others starting with viva) may be answered with another "Viva".
Person 1 - Hey guys, did you hear? The mexican football team just won the match.
Person 2 - ¡A huevo! ¡Viva México cabrones!
All - ¡Viva!
Viva México cabrones by cdcerecedo November 6, 2017
When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.
"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."
Claybonus by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009

claboner 

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.
John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner
claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009
A man who has a girlfriend or wife who cheats on him, and he knows about it, and will do nothing about it.

Pronounced: Cab-row-n
"Fred gets no respect from anyone. Besides being a spineless pussy, he is a pitiful cabrone."

"Hey Sara, what are you trying to do, make me out to look like a cabrone in front of our friend?"

"I may be a bad husband, but at least I am no cabrone"
cabrone by Dan Cumstien May 12, 2006
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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