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An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.
Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.
Clayborne by sekainnie April 24, 2017
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A pervert normally a guy had a huge cock and used it to pleasure himself in a janitors closet. (Huge=small)
I pulled a Clayborne last night
clayborne by Billboard357 November 7, 2013

clayborne-faction 

A lesbian,a muff diver,a carpet muncher,a bush bumper a muffin butterer.A fucking gay bitch.
Hey clayborne-faction who you eatin tonight?

Claymore Roomba 

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
Claymore Roomba by LForLamo November 20, 2020

Clayhorn 

To over-promise and under-deliver. Untimely delivery.
Eunice: "I was told my shipment of adult underwear would get here on Tuesday... Well, it's Friday and guess what? No Underwear!"

Timmy: "I can't believe that Grandma, they fucking Clayhorned you again!"
Clayhorn by AMP25 January 14, 2008

Clamborn 

A really big boy with no scruples, love black men, semen, and disgusting pugs. Devoid of all emotion, needs constant praise, and loves to be thought of as better than others.
God, he ain't got no scroat. Such a Clamborn! Calvin!!
Clamborn by Sculdugerous Rascal September 1, 2021

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"