A last name for a strong person who stands up for what they believe in and takes no shit from no one or nothing and is about business and loves getting money
"I FUCKING HATE ZACH CLAYBROOK" -everyone
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM
Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.
The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.