When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.
"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."
by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009
Get the Claybonus mug.Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.
Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.
Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.
As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.
Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.
As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.
My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.
Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.
Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.
The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.
Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.
Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.
The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013
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"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006
Get the Claytonism mug.A resident of Claymon, DE. Usually has a chip on his/her shoulder, especially when it comes to being associated solely with crackwhores, welfare recipients, and other undesirables just because there are a few in his/her hometown. They are a rowdy bunch so approach with caution. When they tell people they're from Claymont it is typically followed by an "ooh, hmm" as if the person asking has just realized they should be a bit wary. The Claymonster likes that. Regardless of the stigma surrounding them, most become successful, upstanding citizens, but they'll still whoop your ass.
1. Me and my boys were getting a little mouthy until a group of claymonsters shut them for us.
2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?
3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.
4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.
2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?
3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.
4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.
by Monty78 December 1, 2011
Get the Claymonster mug.Refers to the female parts, the breasts, tatas, the play things that are owned by a guy named Clayron.
Stranger: Check out those Claytons on that girl.
Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
by Klitgaatdiam December 7, 2016
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'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'
Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".
It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.
'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'
Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".
It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.
Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower".
Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.
Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.
by Ausmate May 31, 2011
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