claboner

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

by MikeManZor October 20, 2009

cliboner

When a woman becomes excited, her clitoris becomes engorged and turgid, similar to a male erection. Also known as a female erection.

Fernando was standing on a cliff, the wind blowing his long brown hair across his bronzed face - the sight gave Macy Sue a raging cliboner.

by Cheater and the Beave May 11, 2009

Caboner

An erection of the penis, randomly caused by the result of vibration, whilst in a moving vehicle.

A combination of the slang term, 'car boner'

I was being driven down a bumpy road and a suddenly got a massive caboner.

by Nicelikeiceguy May 20, 2019