clawtrap 

When a cat rolls onto its belly as though its wanting you to pet its belly. The cat has now turned into a Clawtrap.

Bob: "What happened to your hand?"
Marry: "Oh nothing, Mittens Clawtrapped me again."

clawtrap by Springtrap July 8, 2015

Claptrap 

Nonsense, bunk, blah-blah-blah!

The candidate promised voters that Mexico would build the wall, but it was truly just claptrap.

Claptrap by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021

claptrap 

Pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).

I've had enough of your claptrap.

claptrap by author September 6, 2006

clamtrap 

(n.) The situation where a woman deliberately facilitates pregnancy without her regular partner's consent or knowledge, generally done to secure future financial support from that partner in the form of child support payments. The practice takes advantage of the severely disadvantageous legal climate for fathers of unwanted children.

It is typically done by deliberately ending dosage of birth control medication, but other methods include lying about the timing of the menstrual cycle, sabotaging female contraceptives, or retrieval of semen from discarded condoms.

In extreme circumstances where the couple practices withdrawal as contraceptive, she wraps her legs around her partner at the moment of orgasm and prevents withdrawal before ejaculation occurs.

That bitch Ashley pulled a clamtrap on Brent, she cut up her diaphragm and the paternity test says it's his. He owes her two grand a month for the next 18 years.

clamtrap by gyruss October 29, 2009

claptrapocracy 

I can find no dictionary definitions for this word but I believe the intended meaning is government by inept individuals spouting nonsense.

A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".

"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.

claptrapocracy by Donald Trump III July 29, 2020

claptrap 

A person who is prone to catching Chylamidia, or one whose sexual hygiene (or lack thereof) is questionable.

Minh is such a claptrap! That's his second name.

claptrap by not claptrap March 8, 2008

ClapTrap Moment 

Where you plan a really cool party with drinks and stuff but no one comes.

"my buddy planned a nice party during quarantine, he basically dug himself into a ClapTrap Moment"

ClapTrap Moment by guhirfug January 6, 2021