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clamtrap 

(n.) The situation where a woman deliberately facilitates pregnancy without her regular partner's consent or knowledge, generally done to secure future financial support from that partner in the form of child support payments. The practice takes advantage of the severely disadvantageous legal climate for fathers of unwanted children.

It is typically done by deliberately ending dosage of birth control medication, but other methods include lying about the timing of the menstrual cycle, sabotaging female contraceptives, or retrieval of semen from discarded condoms.

In extreme circumstances where the couple practices withdrawal as contraceptive, she wraps her legs around her partner at the moment of orgasm and prevents withdrawal before ejaculation occurs.
That bitch Ashley pulled a clamtrap on Brent, she cut up her diaphragm and the paternity test says it's his. He owes her two grand a month for the next 18 years.
clamtrap by gyruss October 29, 2009
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jewish clamtrap 

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.
Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.
jewish clamtrap by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

Claptrap 

The candidate promised voters that Mexico would build the wall, but it was truly just claptrap.
Claptrap by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021

clamwrapper 

panties; often 2-3 sizes too small
That skank wet herself and her clamwrapper is foul
clamwrapper by LupinIII April 23, 2005

claptrap 

Pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).
I've had enough of your claptrap.
claptrap by author September 6, 2006

claptrapocracy 

I can find no dictionary definitions for this word but I believe the intended meaning is government by inept individuals spouting nonsense.

A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".
"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.

Clam trap 

dont go near her clam trap
Clam trap by Clam hunter February 11, 2009