author's definitions

Bill Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

by author July 20, 2006

Operation Iraqi Liberation

What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:

www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
(delete space in "releases")

Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).

by author August 2, 2006

Devil's water

Devil's water - alcohol

while under the influence of the devil's water...

by author December 10, 2006

hit the trees

To smoke pot (probably comes from the resemblance of buds to trees).

I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono.

by author September 19, 2006

the canary

Someone that you let go first to make sure it is safe. Used sometimes by video-gamers. For instance, when the canary gets killed, springs the trap, takes the fall etc, it will tell you where the dangers/enemies are. Origin: coal miners used to keep a canary in the mine, when it died they knew there was poison gas.

Looks dangerous in there, let the canary go first.

by author December 9, 2008

Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.

Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"

by author September 1, 2006

hodeez

(1)|noun great person;
(2)|adj. synonymous to attractive/sexy;

(1) He looks just like hodeez!
(2) Damn, he's so hodeez.

by author January 27, 2004