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Neocon

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.
by author December 31, 2006
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NeoCon Jihad

A term that refers to the NeoConservative Jihad.
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfailed are the architects of the NeoCon Jihad.
by author June 21, 2006
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Bill Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
by author July 20, 2006
mugGet the Bill Kristolmug.

wartard

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.
by author December 20, 2006
mugGet the wartardmug.

Operation Iraqi Freedumb

The dumbest decision of the new millennium. Dumb. Dumb.
Operation Iraqi Freedumb: to dumb to succeed, to dumb to recognize failure.
by author November 12, 2006
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bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.
You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.
by author October 10, 2006
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Telethon Boy

Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
by Author June 17, 2006
mugGet the Telethon Boymug.

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