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while under the influence of the devil's water...
by author December 10, 2006
Get the Devil's watermug. Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
by author September 1, 2006
Get the Ted Stevensmug. by author September 19, 2006
Get the hit the treesmug. Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
Get the SUVmug. by author January 27, 2004
Get the hodeezmug. What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:
www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
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www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
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by author August 2, 2006
Get the Operation Iraqi Liberationmug. by author October 5, 2006
Get the Republican Partymug.