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while under the influence of the devil's water...
by author December 10, 2006
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Get the hit the trees mug.Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
by author September 1, 2006
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by author December 31, 2006
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When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
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by Author March 7, 2003
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by author July 16, 2006
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