clapjack 

This is something you will say to someone when you walk into their vehicle to either greet them or simply say it too them as a form of respect.

“Opens car door” “enters vehicle” What up clapjack!

clapjack by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021

clapsacker 

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

clapback 

basically a comeback, most likely pumped with attitude, sass and or shade.

he called her ratchet! you should have heard the clapback oh jesus.

clapback by kwb August 19, 2013

clapback 

A dumb-assed replacement phrase for the word-phrase "comeback", which, in normal people English, means "retort".
It makes no sense since "clap" is a word that doesn't represent anything having to do with the meaning of the intention behind the phrase, and meaning something completely different.
In fact, you could replace the verb aspect of this word-phrase with almost any verb, such as:

Fartback
Pushback
Suckback
Blowback
Pickleback
Sayback

and the dumb-assedness of the phrase stays the same, since the focus isn't on it's etymology, but the intention of meaning that the speaker has. The reason that this is dumb is because words mean things and, now, we're arriving at a place where any word can mean anything. This, of course, will inevitably lead to the world simply "barking" at each other like dogs would since, in the future, all we'll need to do is make noises at each other to get our points across since no specific word holds any intrinsic meaning anymore.

Steve: "I was watching YouTube videos and I hear them continue using the word "Clapback", but I can't understand what they mean. The meaning just sounds like "comeback" to me."

Andy: "Yep. You're right Steve. That's pretty much all it means."

Steve: "But we already had a word to describe that. Why would people want to make up another one?"

Andy: "To quote the band The Refreshments' song 'Banditos', "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people."

clapback by My Diction is Reckless December 6, 2017

clapback 

To respond to an insult by answering while clapping your hands in rhythm of your words, in order to add empahasis. Common among outraged ghetto women...

He told her to get out of his face. She gave a clapback by saying "I(clap) will(clap) get(clap) in (clap) your(clap) face (clap) when (clap) ever (clap) I (clap) want(clap)

clapback by Cuivre July 19, 2019

Thanksgiving Clapback 

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.

Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback

Thanksgiving Clapback by Gladilay November 20, 2017

crapjack 

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008