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Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

craptasking 

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011

carjacking 

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle
Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
carjacking by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

cartjacking 

The act of taking the shopping cart all the way home from the grocery store.
Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"

Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."
cartjacking by Mike's September 26, 2005

carjacking 

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!
carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007

cralacking 

Has a meaning similar to brilliant/sick/bangin/mental


"Christmas Cralacking"
Eyyy, that party was cralacking!
cralacking by G___ October 24, 2008