Crapjacking
Crapjacking by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008
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Colac Carjacking
Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019
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craptasking
Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011
carjacking
Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
carjacking by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010
cartjacking
Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"
Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."
Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."
cartjacking by Mike's September 26, 2005
carjacking
The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.
The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007
cralacking
cralacking by G___ October 24, 2008
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