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Crapjacked

Someone stole (jacked) your stuff (crap)
Me and my friends walked over to the lunch lines, leaving are backpacks unattended. We came back to find that both of our wallets were missing. We just got crapjacked.
by miniCCL December 30, 2008
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cartjacked

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.
Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016
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crapjack

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
by rooftalk October 20, 2008
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Crapjacking

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.
He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.
by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008
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crapjack

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.
"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."
by evman and benda January 19, 2010
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cartjacked

When in an online store, adding an item to your cart doesn't save it and another user can checkout before you, making the item in your cart out of stock
E.g. Damn just got cartjacked

Never mind I'll just be salty on twitter
by Cartjacked February 6, 2017
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crappacker

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.
He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.
by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003
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