Crapjacked 

Someone stole (jacked) your stuff (crap)

Me and my friends walked over to the lunch lines, leaving are backpacks unattended. We came back to find that both of our wallets were missing. We just got crapjacked.

Crapjacked by miniCCL December 30, 2008

cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.

Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.

cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016

crapjack 

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008

Crapjacking 

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

Crapjacking by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008

crapjack 

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.

"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."

crapjack by evman and benda January 19, 2010

cartjacked 

When in an online store, adding an item to your cart doesn't save it and another user can checkout before you, making the item in your cart out of stock

E.g. Damn just got cartjacked

Never mind I'll just be salty on twitter

cartjacked by Cartjacked February 6, 2017

crappacker 

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.

He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.

crappacker by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003