clapjacks
Put the clapjacks on
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Saggy Flapjacks
The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.
"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"
"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."
"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."
Saggy Flapjacks by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012
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clapsacker
A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
flapjacks
Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks
Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009
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