A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
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When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.
He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.
by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003
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Get the clamsnacker supreme mug.When you smash the length of your cock across her fanny lips in order to gain some lady lube before you slam it in there.
"Thankfully I produce enough fanny juice that all he needs is a quick clamsmacker and he's in there" .
"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".
"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".
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