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Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010
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Claclalan 

Person living in Claclalonia.
Clá que sóc Claclalan y visc a Claclalonia.
Claclalan by Kikacat July 16, 2021

calcagraphing 

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.
1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass
a name for gay people who act like big strong men online but deep down inside they are a small little twink
bro that calcal is support again
calcal by TOTALLYNOTDAWID September 9, 2023

calca male 

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.
"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"
calca male by Limpy D December 31, 2007
A term used by the Hip-Hop artist Fat Joe in many of his songs. Fat Joe always loved math as a child and wanted to work his love for math into his rhymes in an unsuspicious manner, so he took the word calculator and shortened it to the nearly unrecognizable form know as "calca."
Baby, you can't keep a secret from calca.

Throwin some figures straight from calca, these numbers don't lie.

Calca by stickman_989 July 25, 2008
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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