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A term used by the Hip-Hop artist Fat Joe in many of his songs. Fat Joe always loved math as a child and wanted to work his love for math into his rhymes in an unsuspicious manner, so he took the word calculator and shortened it to the nearly unrecognizable form know as "calca."
Baby, you can't keep a secret from calca.

Throwin some figures straight from calca, these numbers don't lie.
Calca by stickman_989 July 25, 2008
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calca male 

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.
"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"
calca male by Limpy D December 31, 2007

Cacadills 

Explosive and recurring diarrhea as a result of too much food or alcohol
Dan couldn't come out tonight as he's been tied up with a bad case of the cacadills
Cacadills by yopab May 31, 2013

Cacadungshit 

A new slang term used to get rid of creepy guys, used in text messages, voice messages and phone calls.
Lauren: " this guy won't stop texting me"

Hope: " just say CACADUNGSHIT"

Lauren: " CACADUNGSHIT"
And that's how you get rid of creepy guys.
Cacadungshit by Cacadungshit October 17, 2014

pauls.caca

A TVD fan account that’s really funny
Did you see pauls.caca’s tiktok today?”
“Yes I did, sussy baka mommy milkers uwu 🤪😍😭😫✨.”

caca blonde 

caca blonde is dirty blonde or a darkishe blond
mon cheveax et caca blonde. my hair is dirty blonde
caca blonde by anonymous November 5, 2020
literally the funniest thing ever for people with a ruined sense of humor
"help my humor has deteriorated so much that 'i caca' is funny now"
i caca by sakrueiaojfpaoejfiojaeipf February 25, 2021