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A term used by the Hip-Hop artist Fat Joe in many of his songs. Fat Joe always loved math as a child and wanted to work his love for math into his rhymes in an unsuspicious manner, so he took the word calculator and shortened it to the nearly unrecognizable form know as "calca."
Baby, you can't keep a secret from calca.

Throwin some figures straight from calca, these numbers don't lie.
Calca by stickman_989 July 25, 2008
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calca male 

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.
"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"
calca male by Limpy D December 31, 2007
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Cacadills 

Explosive and recurring diarrhea as a result of too much food or alcohol
Dan couldn't come out tonight as he's been tied up with a bad case of the cacadills
Cacadills by yopab May 31, 2013

Cacadungshit 

A new slang term used to get rid of creepy guys, used in text messages, voice messages and phone calls.
Lauren: " this guy won't stop texting me"

Hope: " just say CACADUNGSHIT"

Lauren: " CACADUNGSHIT"
And that's how you get rid of creepy guys.
Cacadungshit by Cacadungshit October 17, 2014

pauls.caca

A TVD fan account that’s really funny
“Did you see pauls.caca’s tiktok today?”
“Yes I did, sussy baka mommy milkers uwu 🤪😍😭😫✨.”

caca blonde 

caca blonde is dirty blonde or a darkishe blond
mon cheveax et caca blonde. my hair is dirty blonde
caca blonde by anonymous November 5, 2020
literally the funniest thing ever for people with a ruined sense of humor
"help my humor has deteriorated so much that 'i caca' is funny now"
i caca by sakrueiaojfpaoejfiojaeipf February 25, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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