A girl usually pretty shy and more on the quiet side. Not much of a party goer but loves a good laugh here and there. Has many secrets but doesn't flaunt them and stays far away from drama. Clairissa's are usually smart but not very smart in common sense. Usually very clumsy and has a very short memory. She is usual more of a self conscious person who has a very hateful look on her life but loves to help others love themselves. Clairissa is someone who has lots of love and is always ready to give.

You have to find yourself a Clairissa. I heard they are the bomb.

Clairissa by That_girl_in_the_corner February 2, 2019

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clairosexual

When you are only physical attracted to Clairo

Hey, what is your sexuality?

I’m straight, what about you

I am clairosexual

clairosexual by clairsss December 30, 2020

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Clairtoris

A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.

Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.

Clairtoris by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

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Clairissa

Clairissa is typically Asian. She claims her eyebrow game is superior to all else, yet she is nothing with Anastasia brow powder. She enjoys interior design, clubbing, and saving women's fashion boards on Pinterest. From time to time, she'll eat the occasional salad, but her heart lies within pizza. She prefers school over work, and she's an excellent student. However, she's the life of the party. This is easily understood by the fact that she wears sunglasses for the entire day after her birthday. All in all, Clairissa is best known as a pretty 19-year-old who dislikes Chinese food even though she looks Chinese. In addition, Clairissa is described as sweet as sugar and she loves Nelly

Clairissa never has just one favorite color

Clairissa by Girl_gossip December 4, 2014

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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