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clairitos 

Flamin' Hot Cheetos - Clairo. You're welcome
Person 1 - What did that bag of chips say in that music video?
Person 2 - Clairitos
Person 1 - Thanks man
clairitos by ThotBot3333 May 11, 2018
Words you can keep
a very pretty girl that is a huge eminem fan, and that thinks she is smart... any guy is really lucky to have her.
dude, how the fuck do you pronounce clairis?
clairis by true_eminem_fan_ January 2, 2012
Is a bomb boss as bitch that needs a boyfriend but be loyal guys 😩💦❤️
Dude that girl clairissa I'm so gonna ask her out !
clairissa by Clairrrrrer March 15, 2017
A girl usually pretty shy and more on the quiet side. Not much of a party goer but loves a good laugh here and there. Has many secrets but doesn't flaunt them and stays far away from drama. Clairissa's are usually smart but not very smart in common sense. Usually very clumsy and has a very short memory. She is usual more of a self conscious person who has a very hateful look on her life but loves to help others love themselves. Clairissa is someone who has lots of love and is always ready to give.
You have to find yourself a Clairissa. I heard they are the bomb.

clairosexual 

When you are only physical attracted to Clairo
Hey, what is your sexuality?

I’m straight, what about you

I am clairosexual
clairosexual by clairsss December 30, 2020

Clairtoris

A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.
Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.
Clairtoris by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
Clairissa is typically Asian. She claims her eyebrow game is superior to all else, yet she is nothing with Anastasia brow powder. She enjoys interior design, clubbing, and saving women's fashion boards on Pinterest. From time to time, she'll eat the occasional salad, but her heart lies within pizza. She prefers school over work, and she's an excellent student. However, she's the life of the party. This is easily understood by the fact that she wears sunglasses for the entire day after her birthday. All in all, Clairissa is best known as a pretty 19-year-old who dislikes Chinese food even though she looks Chinese. In addition, Clairissa is described as sweet as sugar and she loves Nelly
Clairissa never has just one favorite color
Clairissa by Girl_gossip December 4, 2014
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