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clairice
She’s shy when you first know her but when you become best friends she will spill ALL the TEA! All clairice’s own farms, its just a necessity for clairices. They are usually gingers meaning they must not have any soul. Clairice will make plans the day of and will wanna hang out with u 24/7. Get yourself a good ol clairice
Girl: Omg the new girl clairice is sooo lit
Boy: Really? She seems really shy.
Girl: Oh No! Once you know her you’ll see the REAL clairice
Boy: Really? She seems really shy.
Girl: Oh No! Once you know her you’ll see the REAL clairice
clairice by The coolest girl in the world May 8, 2018
clairitos
Person 1 - What did that bag of chips say in that music video?
Person 2 - Clairitos
Person 1 - Thanks man
Person 2 - Clairitos
Person 1 - Thanks man
clairitos by ThotBot3333 May 11, 2018
Clarite
It is a word used to describe beauty and clarity. Normally used when you see something very beautiful.
Clarite by Aki Tsukuyomi June 18, 2022
clairtextience
oh, i see why he hasn't responded: he was down at the beach all day without his cell phone.
yeah, i guess his clairtextience is off today.
yeah, i guess his clairtextience is off today.
clairtextience by bailmoney June 28, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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