Clairious 

• Describing a joke or attempt at humor that not only fails to be funny, but actively kills the vibe.
• So unfunny it's memorable—in the worst way possible.

Wow, that joke was so unfunny it was almost clairious

Clairious by Billiam Blandon April 17, 2025

calerious 

Something that is both calm and mysterious

She is being so calerious today, what do you think she is up to?

calerious by SophieSpecial December 24, 2014

clairis 

a very pretty girl that is a huge eminem fan, and that thinks she is smart... any guy is really lucky to have her.

dude, how the fuck do you pronounce clairis?

clairis by true_eminem_fan_ January 2, 2012

Calorious 

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

Calorious by The Fall September 3, 2013

clarifuscate 

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.

Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.

clarifuscate by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

flairious 

Adjective. If something is done with great amounts of style, panache, technique or flair it can be said to be flairious.
Other synonyms include: tekkers, pizazz, flamboyance.

That alley oop was flairious.

Lionel Messi is a flairious footballer.

flairious by AstonMarvin6 October 10, 2013

clairissa

Is a bomb boss as bitch that needs a boyfriend but be loyal guys 😩💦❤️

Dude that girl clairissa I'm so gonna ask her out !

clairissa by Clairrrrrer March 15, 2017