chairitism

The urge to hit someone with a chair.

I feel chairitism twards everyone.

by wordic February 14, 2023

chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

by Asno667 May 27, 2008

Chartism

Chartism is a life threatening disease. First it attacks your stomach adding an extra 240 pounds a day. Second you start to loose hair on your head and it goes to your asswhole. You might also get mental illnesses that coordinate with chartism. This disease has affected only one person and has been going on for 13 years. This disease may also make one fatter than possible. Another symptom is looking like calliou.

That kid on that team is fat, bald, and dumb, must have chartism.

by Vinson Avery and Bruce May 24, 2017

Chairism

The second most accurate religion in the world, after those worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Momster.

I converted to Chairism BEFORE it was cool.

by Miphisto June 26, 2020

chairtime

Sitting back in your favorite chair (or any comfortable chair) and receiving oral sex from your significant other.

"Honey, do you think I could have a little chairtime later?"

by mvd916 October 13, 2011

Chiaratism

When Nick Chiara makes a comment and sounds like a fucking retard

Chiara: “Where does this dumbbell go?”
Rest of team: Chiaratism

by bigboi2150 December 12, 2023