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Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013

Chairsexual 

People who are sexually intrested in chairs
I'm chairsexual.
Chairsexual by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

clarasexual

Clarasexual originally means that the sexual attraction is bound to a person called Clara with a strong peronsality , it requires a strong emotional connection. It is a part of demisexual.

Clarasexual is defined as a strong sexual focus on one specific person.
The counterpart only sometimes has and shows the same attraction to Person A, but is in general pleased about Person As attraction.
Person A feels adoration for the other Person.
Not to be mixed up with simping
Clarasexual is defined as a strong sexual focus on one specific person.
Person A:

- I am attracted to you
Person B:
- I like that you are attracted to me
clarasexual by Port42 May 12, 2021

Calicosexual 

Calicosexual is the term used to describe lesbians that have an obsession with calico critters
"I met the most beautiful calicosexual girl today. We're gonna meet up to show eachother our calico critters later!"

cairosexual 

*this random person sitting nicely*

person 1
“i got a hard”

person 2
oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”

person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”

person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
cairosexual by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024

cairosexual 

*this random person sitting nicely*

person 1
“i got a hard”

person 2
oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”

person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”

person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
cairosexual by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024