clairosexual
clairosexual by clairsss December 30, 2020
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Chairsexual
The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...
Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...
Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013
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clarasexual
Clarasexual originally means that the sexual attraction is bound to a person called Clara with a strong peronsality , it requires a strong emotional connection. It is a part of demisexual.
Clarasexual is defined as a strong sexual focus on one specific person.
The counterpart only sometimes has and shows the same attraction to Person A, but is in general pleased about Person As attraction.
Person A feels adoration for the other Person.
Not to be mixed up with simping
Clarasexual is defined as a strong sexual focus on one specific person.
The counterpart only sometimes has and shows the same attraction to Person A, but is in general pleased about Person As attraction.
Person A feels adoration for the other Person.
Not to be mixed up with simping
Clarasexual is defined as a strong sexual focus on one specific person.
Person A:
- I am attracted to you
Person B:
- I like that you are attracted to me
Person A:
- I am attracted to you
Person B:
- I like that you are attracted to me
clarasexual by Port42 May 12, 2021
cairosexual
*this random person sitting nicely*
person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
cairosexual by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024
cairosexual
*this random person sitting nicely*
person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
person 1
“i got a hard”
person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”
person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”
person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
cairosexual by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024