Clairtoris

A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.

Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.

Clairtoris by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

Clitoris 

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010

Stinky Monkey Clitoris 

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.

me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

Stinky Monkey Clitoris by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023

Clitoris stew 

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder

I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew

Clitoris stew by BIG HEF March 2, 2019

chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

chairorism by Asno667 May 27, 2008

Clitoris Leachman 

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.

Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.

Clitoris Leachman by andy1 April 6, 2009

Clitoriste

A lady who likes gettin' it on with other ladies.

Well hello there Tardy McLatepants, who's this fetching young clitoriste friend of yours?

Clitoriste by Luneric January 22, 2009