cigret 

Cigarette

Friggin right boys did ya see the acroment on that oneone he almost lost his cigrets.

Let's go smoke some medicinal cigrets eh

cigret by cigrets January 31, 2015

Meat cigret 

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links

Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"

Meat cigret by Meat cigret February 18, 2017

cigrits 

Cigarettes, typically said by rural Canadians. Cigrits are not limited to any specific brand or such, but just simply a synonym for cigarettes. Can be used as a greeting. Occasionally called sagrets.

Person 1: Holy fuck boys, i need some cigrits
Person 2: On the cigrits hard are ya?
Person 1: Oh fuck ya, gimme some cigrits.

As a greeting:
Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Smoke cigrits buddy!!!

cigrits by bigolruckus November 20, 2016

Human Cigarette Butt 

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

Human Cigarette Butt by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013

cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013