by Seven hundred dead possums July 12, 2010
A cigarette is tobacco that is pre-wrapped. A single cigarette is called a loosie, while a box of cigarettes generally contain 18 cigarettes. Cigarettes contain nicotine, which is a stimulant, relaxant, and cognitive enhancer (although nicotine is generally addictive). The problem is that cigarettes also contain over 600 cancer causing chemicals which can be bad for you when smoked (burned and inhaled). An alternative is called a vape. Vaping is inhaling a vapor with nicotine and glycerin (vegetable glycerol) and propylene glycol. Vaping is at least 95% less dangerous than smoking and, unlike nicotine patches and gum, vape is actually way more effective at helping you quit smoking. The vaping flavors help too. Cigarettes used to be cool, but now vaping is cool. Smoking and vaping is for people 18 years of age or older in some places, 21 years of age or older in other places. It's the chemicals in cigarettes that cause lung cancer, not the nicotine. If you still want to smoke, go ahead, but consider switching to vaping.
Josh: You should quit smoking Stan. Try vaping!
Tawna: Yeah Stan. Try vaping!
Stan: OK. This is my last cigarette. I will switch to vaping.
*Smokes the last newport cigarette.
*The next day
Stan: *Vapes juul
Josh: Good job Stan!
Tawna: Yeah! Good job!
Tawna: Yeah Stan. Try vaping!
Stan: OK. This is my last cigarette. I will switch to vaping.
*Smokes the last newport cigarette.
*The next day
Stan: *Vapes juul
Josh: Good job Stan!
Tawna: Yeah! Good job!
by CognitiveFuel January 09, 2023
1) A valid reason to argue with someone. 2) A delicious taste of death in a stick. 3) Something you are required to do in the military. 4) Stress relief from the assholes who tell you smoking is bad.
Mr. No-Smoke, "You know, smoking will kill you."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
by hunteddemonoid January 24, 2009
Something that non-smokers hate, and smokers love. What many people don't understand is that smoking is physically and emotionally addictive. As a smoker, I am tired of hearing non-smokers talk about an addiction they have never had. All smokers understand the damage they are doing to their body, but obviously since we are still smoking we don't care. Smoking Cigarettes are just as unhealthy as unhealthy diets. Since 63% of America is overweight, and 20% of them smoke I think that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
NS: "Oh, my God. Smoking is so bad for you."
S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"
NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"
S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."
NS: "...I don't know about that"
S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"
NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"
S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."
S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"
NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"
S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."
NS: "...I don't know about that"
S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"
NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"
S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."
by Getyourbellyoffmyrights August 29, 2011
Product made to relieve stress. A controversial topic, but put in simple terms, a drug constructed of a filter and tobacco (mixed with some chemicals) wrapped in paper. The lighter's best friend.
by Define Me March 17, 2008
Tobacco blended and rolled in paper, sealed in glue.
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Person 1: Man, i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
by AndGreg April 20, 2008
Annoying 14 years old kid: Hey dude, you smoke?
Me: Yes.
Annoying 14 years old kid: You do know it's bad for you, right?
Me: yes, I do. I don't gife a shit, fuck off.
Annoying 14 years old kid: But dude, passive smoking is bad and annoys others!
Me: Then go somewhere else, idiot.
(By the way, I would have put this under "smoking" if it wasn't full of self-entitled assholes, so I just put it under "cigarette"
Me: Yes.
Annoying 14 years old kid: You do know it's bad for you, right?
Me: yes, I do. I don't gife a shit, fuck off.
Annoying 14 years old kid: But dude, passive smoking is bad and annoys others!
Me: Then go somewhere else, idiot.
(By the way, I would have put this under "smoking" if it wasn't full of self-entitled assholes, so I just put it under "cigarette"
by I will die someday, anyway July 05, 2014