churchtian

1.This words refers to somebody who goes to church, and suffers from a holier than thou complex. They believe themselves to have a better relationship with their God; due to their "church" attendance.

2. Another word for a hypocrite.

Billy is a churchtian; always saying I am going to hell, because I don't go to church.

by d.o.r.k. February 6, 2010

Churchianity

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.

New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011

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by fuckyouandyomama June 26, 2022

churchin'

1. to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;

2. like bitchin' but of more popish appeal;

1. We should totally go churchin' tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.

2. Did you see Father's moves; he's churchin'!

by xMarcox March 26, 2008

Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009

Churchin'

Churchin' is the process of flirting with multiple girls at the same time. Often occurs in the context of a church retreat or mission trip. Similar to Cakin' it, but with multiple parters.

(Michael walks in surrounded by a group of three girls.)

"Daaaamn Michael, stop churchin'!"

by Vitullo April 3, 2009