Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.

New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

Churchinitis by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011

Churchitis 

When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.

Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.

Churchitis by Churchmasta August 1, 2012

churchinating 

-verb
The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.

Judy: oh my god, did you hear about John churchinating during sermon yesterday?

Marge: what no, that's despicable!!

churchinating by Jeepsderp October 31, 2017