churchman 

A church loyalist who motivates other church-goers but serves as a lookout for church rebels

Churchman Judas has come to ruin Peter's day!

churchman by timlight July 18, 2009

Churchianity 

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

couchmanship 

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

couchmanship by The Couchateers November 13, 2010

Churchmonger 

A churchmonger is a person a person who is highly motivated in their religious beliefs and pushes those beliefs upon others. They sell their religion as a person would sell goods.

Ray and Greg are churchmongers. Every time I see them, they constantly talk about Jesus and try to convert me.

Churchmonger by Atheist Crusade July 5, 2020

Churchable 

some thing you can do or say in church with out offending others

four guys are in a church
James: hey guys I have a joke ....
Ian: wait, is it churchable?

Churchable by Quack Quack X18 January 17, 2007

Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.

New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

Churchinitis by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011

Churchead 

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

Churchead by samgoody January 10, 2010