Churchmonger 

A churchmonger is a person a person who is highly motivated in their religious beliefs and pushes those beliefs upon others. They sell their religion as a person would sell goods.

Ray and Greg are churchmongers. Every time I see them, they constantly talk about Jesus and try to convert me.

Churchmonger by Atheist Crusade July 5, 2020

crutchmonger 

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

crutchmonger by Ryan September 26, 2006

Chuchmonger 

One who hordes stupidity.

Derived from the 5th and 6th definitions of the word chuch and the 5th and 6th definitions of monger.

Being a chuchmonger could be caused by being mongfongled.

"John was such a chuchmonger, I mean who else but a chuchmonger would light up a smoke in a gas refinery."

Chuchmonger by Vasklevox August 3, 2007