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Churchead 

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)
Churchead by samgoody January 10, 2010
Words you can keep

Chughead 

People drink semen all the time and brand like chugwiser and ol chug and chugoors listen and to the gayest country singer Blake Shelton
I'm big time chughead
Chughead by Kingofdick July 18, 2019

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Churchianity 

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.
XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.
Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

Chughead 

People who drink semen all the time and brand like chugwiser and ol chug and chugoors listen to gay country Singer Blake Shelton
I'm big time chughead
Chughead by Pee-wee Jones July 17, 2019

Chughead 

How love drink semen all time brand like chugwiser and ol chug and chugoors listen to gay country Singer Blake Shelton
I'm big time chughead
Chughead by Pee-wee Jones July 17, 2019

Chughead 

People who like drinking semen all the time and brand like chugwiser and ol chug and chugoors listen to gayest the country singer Blake Shelton
I'm Time chughead
Chughead by Pee-wee Jones July 18, 2019
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