churchfuck 

Someone you fuck and later discover is a Christian. Someone you fuck on holy ground.

Who, him? He's just an old churchfuck.

churchfuck by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Clutchfuck

Thinking of and/or fuckin in a pressure situation. Or using fuckin to suceed in times of peril.

Your defusing a bomb and a hot girl walks by. CLUTCHFUCK!!!!!!!

Clutchfuck by Amazinglyawesomemanwhossexy October 18, 2009

chumchuckles 

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.

Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.

chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

churchdick 

in conversation, when a person quotes their own religious beliefs, but the receiver is not willing to accept the belief.

"thanks for the advice, but man, don't be such a churchdick!"

churchdick by rubysue December 23, 2007

churchmacker 

Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be

Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?

Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.

In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!

churchmacker by Choirgirl May 7, 2008

chuckfucker 

a choo-choo train of men taking it analy starting with one man who sucks the first man's who-who-dilly

"that dude is such a chuckfucker"
"I seriously saw him doing the locomotion with dicks and asses"

chuckfucker by Scotty McFly November 23, 2004