churchfuck
churchfuck by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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Clutchfuck
Clutchfuck by Amazinglyawesomemanwhossexy October 18, 2009
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chumchuckles
chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009
couchfuck
when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010
churchdick
in conversation, when a person quotes their own religious beliefs, but the receiver is not willing to accept the belief.
churchdick by rubysue December 23, 2007
churchmacker
Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be
Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
churchmacker by Choirgirl May 7, 2008
chuckfucker
a choo-choo train of men taking it analy starting with one man who sucks the first man's who-who-dilly
chuckfucker by Scotty McFly November 23, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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