When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

couchlock by Pot-Head September 15, 2008

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couchlock

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock

couchlock by BareTime November 21, 2016

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cockfuck

A word that can be used in almost any circumstance or context. Like the word "fuck" itself. Simply put, a cool sounding word used to make fun of your buddy.

*ring, ring*
Steve: "Hello?"
Harv: "Steve, it's Harv, what's up?"
Steve: "Heyyy, what's up cockfuck?!"

cockfuck by sabs77 December 14, 2008

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conchfuck

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.

"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."

conchfuck by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

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