couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

couchlock 

n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.

couchlock by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

cockfucker 

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

couchlock 

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

couchlock by Pot-Head September 15, 2008

couchlock 

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock

couchlock by BareTime November 21, 2016

cockfuck 

A word that can be used in almost any circumstance or context. Like the word "fuck" itself. Simply put, a cool sounding word used to make fun of your buddy.

*ring, ring*
Steve: "Hello?"
Harv: "Steve, it's Harv, what's up?"
Steve: "Heyyy, what's up cockfuck?!"

cockfuck by sabs77 December 14, 2008

conchfuck 

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.

"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."

conchfuck by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019