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crunchfuck 

Someone that is the epitome of a crusty freak
The hallway reeked like bootyhole after a herd of crunchfuck freshman went by.
crunchfuck by Crunchfreak March 1, 2024

conchfuck 

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.
"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."
conchfuck by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Crouchfuck 

An enemy in Call of Duty who crouch shots or drop shots you multiple times in order to piss you off.
Stupid Crouchfuck got me again!
Crouchfuck by FwiendsChannel October 8, 2011

Clutchfuck

Thinking of and/or fuckin in a pressure situation. Or using fuckin to suceed in times of peril.
Your defusing a bomb and a hot girl walks by. CLUTCHFUCK!!!!!!!

Crushfuck 

1. the action that occures after a falcon punch
2. a level of fucking that has surpassed the level of a regular fuck, in which the victim immediately loses control of their bowels, and catches fire.
1. gather the win and energy into your fist to crushfuck the enemy
2. You've been crushfucked
Crushfuck by Nasty Man 10 February 12, 2009

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"
couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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