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crunchfuck 

That girl is such a crunchfuck.
ewwww she is serving crunchfuck.
crunchfuck by crunchy_1 February 25, 2024
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crunchfuck 

Someone that is the epitome of a crusty freak
The hallway reeked like bootyhole after a herd of crunchfuck freshman went by.
crunchfuck by Crunchfreak March 1, 2024

conchfuck 

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.
"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."
conchfuck by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Crouchfuck 

An enemy in Call of Duty who crouch shots or drop shots you multiple times in order to piss you off.
Stupid Crouchfuck got me again!
Crouchfuck by FwiendsChannel October 8, 2011

Clutchfuck

Thinking of and/or fuckin in a pressure situation. Or using fuckin to suceed in times of peril.
Your defusing a bomb and a hot girl walks by. CLUTCHFUCK!!!!!!!

Crushfuck 

1. the action that occures after a falcon punch
2. a level of fucking that has surpassed the level of a regular fuck, in which the victim immediately loses control of their bowels, and catches fire.
1. gather the win and energy into your fist to crushfuck the enemy
2. You've been crushfucked
Crushfuck by Nasty Man 10 February 12, 2009

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"
couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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