Clutchfuck

Thinking of and/or fuckin in a pressure situation. Or using fuckin to suceed in times of peril.

Your defusing a bomb and a hot girl walks by. CLUTCHFUCK!!!!!!!

Clutchfuck by Amazinglyawesomemanwhossexy October 18, 2009

clutch fuck 

1. Someone who cant drive a car with any type of control.
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car

Damn, Danny really is a clutch fuck, he cant drive worth shit.

clutch fuck by Tubby5489 May 13, 2006

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

churchfuck 

Someone you fuck and later discover is a Christian. Someone you fuck on holy ground.

Who, him? He's just an old churchfuck.

churchfuck by Anonymous May 30, 2003

clutch fuck 

to finally sleep with a girl that you have been trying to get for a while.

"I finally slept with Olivia. She's such a clutch fuck."

clutch fuck by 16htbz November 17, 2006

Clutchbuckets 

What you say when something insanely clutch happens. You could also say Clutch(fucking)buckets`

"did you see that shot?"
"yes. it was fucking clutchbuckets."

Clutchbuckets by iPRODIGY January 14, 2008

cluterfuck 

When everything you do is a wreck and discombobulated.

This house is a cluterfuck of every stuff !

An utter mess. A bigger clutter of mess

cluterfuck by Erica kyzer August 27, 2023