Unfiltered cigarettes, premades or rollies, God's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like Camel or Lucky Strikes. Natural American Spirit make some churchburners too, but they aren't as commonly smoked as their roll your own churchburners. They are generally 70 millimeters in length, about 2 3/4". Actually the exact same length as a 12 gauge target load shotshell believe it or not.

The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.

Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.

nonsmoker: You smoke unfiltered cigarettes? Aren't you worried about getting cancer?

Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!

Churchburners by Anonamousmouse November 10, 2012

churchbait

A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!

"Dude, watch out...She's churchbait!"

"I can't tap that churchbait ass."

churchbait by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008

churchbells

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease

Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!

churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026