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shorter way of saying "because."
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i am getting my ass kicked coz i is a dumbass.
by ticonmyderoga January 02, 2005
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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1. Brother, couzin, homeboy

2. Because
1. Yo, what up coz?

2. Boy: Man why won;t u go out with me?
Girl: Coz ur a ugly dumbass.
by Bisexual for life April 28, 2008
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A penitentiary much like any other prison you might envision, except in this case, the inmate that calls the (Jell-o) shots is none other than Bill Cosby. Why the comedian/actor is behind bars is uncertain, what is known is that "Coz" runs the pudding racket from the inside and uses this power of the creamy dessert to form an alliance with the Muslims and their "main man, Zah-EEHDE-uh!" His addictions for the aforementioned Jell-o pudding and Coca-Cola, along with a weakness for Kodak film at times leave Cosby vulnerable to attack, but it has been "Coz" himself that has dished out some of the most brutal acts you could possibly think of.

Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
(After stabbing the inmate) "Who's laughin' now, bitch!?! DAW!!!"

"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"

"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"

"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"
by Nicky J September 26, 2004
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a coz is a lazy bum who takes too many drugs
Mark "coz" is from Morecambe England
by Dave Harper August 16, 2006
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The definition of cool,if he wasn't here there wold not be cool on this let alone the universe.
Cool Coz
"COOL COZ I SUMMON YOU!!!"
"gippy Coz"
by The Fan September 28, 2004
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