by ticonmyderoga January 2, 2005
by Bisexual for life April 28, 2008
A penitentiary much like any other prison you might envision, except in this case, the inmate that calls the (Jell-o) shots is none other than Bill Cosby. Why the comedian/actor is behind bars is uncertain, what is known is that "Coz" runs the pudding racket from the inside and uses this power of the creamy dessert to form an alliance with the Muslims and their "main man, Zah-EEHDE-uh!" His addictions for the aforementioned Jell-o pudding and Coca-Cola, along with a weakness for Kodak film at times leave Cosby vulnerable to attack, but it has been "Coz" himself that has dished out some of the most brutal acts you could possibly think of.
Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
(After stabbing the inmate) "Who's laughin' now, bitch!?! DAW!!!"
"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"
"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"
"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"
"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"
"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"
"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"
by Nicky J September 26, 2004
by Motastic June 7, 2023
The definition of cool,if he wasn't here there wold not be cool on this let alone the universe.
Cool Coz
Cool Coz
by The Fan September 29, 2004
A drug that causes a woman to pass out so that the assailant can take advantage of her. Short for “Cosbied.”
“He slipped her The Coz.”
“Michelle woke up in some random guy’s bed, naked and ashamed. She must have been ‘Cosbied.’”
“Michelle woke up in some random guy’s bed, naked and ashamed. She must have been ‘Cosbied.’”
by 88Lakers July 3, 2021
by shut the fuck up please January 9, 2010