churchbells
churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010
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ringing the church bells
the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
ringing the church bells by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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Mark: Aww man, my ears are still bleeding after that horrible screamo band played at Churchills last night.
Frank: Good times....Good times.
Frank: Good times....Good times.
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