by chris.l23 January 23, 2010
Get the churchbells mug.the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
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Get the Churchwell mug.A great place to hang out and listen to some shitty bands. but its more then that, its a hole in the wall that's been around since 1979. Churchills is a pub in little haiti in miami FL. If you want to hang out with strangers and friends with a brew in your hand, Churchills is the place too be. Also it might be a good idea to park your car further away, because its location has a tendency to steal cars.
Mark: Aww man, my ears are still bleeding after that horrible screamo band played at Churchills last night.
Frank: Good times....Good times.
Frank: Good times....Good times.
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