churchbells 

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease

Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!

churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

ringing the church bells by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009

Churchwell tarquin 

A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine

Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
Username: Whodini

Churchwell tarquin by Tarquin Churchwell December 16, 2004

Tarquin Churchwell 

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

Tarquin Churchwell by Magic Madam December 9, 2008

Churchwell 

TO vomit; to hurl

After I ate that bad sushi, I churchwelled all over the place.

Churchwell by DMM December 2, 2003

Churchills

A great place to hang out and listen to some shitty bands. but its more then that, its a hole in the wall that's been around since 1979. Churchills is a pub in little haiti in miami FL. If you want to hang out with strangers and friends with a brew in your hand, Churchills is the place too be. Also it might be a good idea to park your car further away, because its location has a tendency to steal cars.

Mark: Aww man, my ears are still bleeding after that horrible screamo band played at Churchills last night.

Frank: Good times....Good times.

Churchills by Bojangleface July 10, 2011

balls like church bells 

Large testicles ie brave

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

balls like church bells by Tarantula960 January 25, 2014