churchbait

A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!

"Dude, watch out...She's churchbait!"

"I can't tap that churchbait ass."

churchbait by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008

Churchianity 

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.

New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

Churchinitis by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011

chonchbait 

an excessively annoying and abrasive individual with an overly inflated sense of self esteem.

The kid down the street, that lives in the attic, sure was acting like a total chonchbait tonight.

chonchbait by Brock kickass March 19, 2017

Churchrat 

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.

Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.

Churchrat by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

churchmate 

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian

"Hey, churchmate!"

churchmate by timlight July 16, 2009

Churchateer 

a fellow homie that goes to your church.

My homie dj is a churchateer

Churchateer by Kyle November 19, 2003