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chunnelling 

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A variation on the tittyfuck, one man will place his penis between a woman's breast while kneeling over her face. Another man will kneel over the woman's abdomen while facing the other man, and also place his penis between her breasts. The two men's penises will be pointing at each other and may even touch at times, like two trains passing in the Chunnel.
That girls ginourmous boobs would be great for chunnelling.
chunnelling by El Mochilero May 27, 2008
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channeling aliens 

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A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.
Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!

auto cunnillingus 

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when a women performs head on herself
Jackie performed auto cunnillingus on herself

chunnilingus 

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The sexual act when a street fighter goes down on Chun-Li.
Thunder Thighs was in ecstasy as Ryu expertly performed chunnilingus as taught by "Sheng Long."
chunnilingus by Big Jaj Attack July 18, 2009

chunneling

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The insertion of a connecting pipe between two peoples anus's (preferably a clear pipe) and the passing of turds back and forth for sexual gratification.
Do you fancy something different tonight darling? On urban dictionary I found something called Chunneling

cunnelinguist

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Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.
Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.
cunnelinguist by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013

contact counselling 

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An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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