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Chunneling

Two gay guys connect their asses together with a plastic tube. Then one guy takes a shit and lets it glide to the other person. They do this for a while.
Ultimeas likes chunneling with his dad. That is when hes not busy being teh Dancing Queen.
Chunneling by DragonHunter February 16, 2004

chunneling

To Chunnel, Chunneling is the sexual practice of defecating inside a toilet roll, then inserting that toilet roll into a person, and having sex with that toilet roll whilst it's inside them.

It is commonly used around Maidstone and other areas in Kent in particular, and is named after the Channel Tunnel, because the act of chunneling looks a bit like a car going into the Channel Tunnel.
He deserves a good chunneling for that.
chunneling by eggsbag October 7, 2012

chunneling

when one removes a used condom from a "lover's" orifice using only their nose, tongue, teeth, and lips.

A chunnel master is one who successfully removes the condom without spilling anything.
Although, at first the man was opposed to chunneling, he soon found himself a chunnel master.
chunneling by peter palmer April 18, 2006

chunneling

chunneling but with piss.One guy takes a piss in a tube or cum whatever floats your boat and pass it back inforth.
chunneling is knew to CP
chunneling by Tyler May 5, 2004

changeling 

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.
For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.
changeling by Starchylde April 2, 2016

wall-to-wall counseling 

A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.

Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.

Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.

For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.
The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.
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