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someone in love with their bestfriend. They r a little pussy bih but everyone around them loves them. Someone you should keep in your life. You feel bad for them sometimes , but they’re really attractive people. The time of mfs you just wanna slap the shit out of but also just wanna hug them at the same time. idk but they're a fucking chumpstar. Never hate on a chumpstar , they’re likely to be better than you in every way possible.

nigga 1: Yo have you seen that fucking chumpstar?

nigga 2: yea they’re a fucking pussy, love that chumpstar doe.

chumpstar by niggagay69 October 15, 2019

Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

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chomstar

A real Chomstar don't give a fuck. Anybody and they momma can be a chommy. But to be a chomstar, u gotta be down to ride no matter what. A real chomstar don't think twice about slappin a dumb dingy bitch, and a real chomstars got his boys back (no homo) at all times. Chomstars are the hardest mutha fuggas on the planet. Chomstar are the all-stars of all-stars, best of the best, chommiest of chom.

That chomstar was not playin, he stole my house

chomstar by David Metz September 17, 2007

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Chumpster

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.

Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!

Chumpster by Fadda August 29, 2018

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chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

chimptard by summix May 8, 2008

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crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

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Chumptacular

Spectacularly lame.

"Wow Chris, your one-man-band performance was Chumptacular."

Chumptacular by Mighty J January 27, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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