Chumpstart

The act of placing ones flacid penile shaft into a women's vaginal crevice to achieve an erection to further continue in the pleasureful act known as "sex" successfully and proudly.

Ladies and gentlemen Chumpstart your engines

by georgekic November 30, 2010

Chumpster

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.

Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!

by Fadda August 29, 2018

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

chumptatorship

a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory

*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003

humpstarted

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.

my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!

by pinkkatiekins June 15, 2010

chumptastic

Something that was gloriousy bad

Did you see the Heat beat the Mavs? That was chumptastic!

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006