chumptard 

tejota, a.k.a. "dutchboy" (someone worse than a bonafide douchebag)

If you complelty dominate someone at something they cease to be who they are and become a complete chumptard, e.g. When playing madden 08 I make my chumptard cry because i beat him so bad, but the real reason he cries is because his vagina is so sandy and he has come to the inevitable realization that he is now a chumptard!

chumptard by billfrombaghdad August 31, 2007

Chumptard 

A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt

Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.

Chumptard by TheProphet13 November 11, 2020

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

chimptard 

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

chimptard by summix May 8, 2008

camptard 

In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.

Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.

And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.

Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!

Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.

Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.

Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.

Assault Solider:.............

camptard by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011

chuptadanite 

A single word asking another individual what their plans are for that evening.

Q: Chuptadanite?

A: Going to the gym and probably calling it an early night. I have a long day tomorrow.

chuptadanite by Launchpad McBuck September 20, 2013

humptard 

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

humptard by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021